Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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