I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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