...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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