You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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