He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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