And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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