I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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