So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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