What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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