can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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