we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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