I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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