I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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