If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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