i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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