its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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