As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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