tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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