Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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