sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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