Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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