i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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