i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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