I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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