I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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