Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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