return my video game
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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