i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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