Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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