So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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