i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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