I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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