i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Well I just put wine in my tea
What happened to fro yo and sex?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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