He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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