in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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