You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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