The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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