jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
one might say we're banned from that church
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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