Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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