apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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