He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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