New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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