so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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