You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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