its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Shame - the story of my life.
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