I sort of think its the opposite...having a relationship in your hometown is like cornrows... you're only home for a few weeks...Plus people who try to stay together at college are just silly. It usually doesn't work. Okay I'm not waiting for all the recently graduated college seniors to yell at me and tell me its true love. Bring it baby! :-)
you are terrible... I suppose it would be better to go to the bar.. get wasted.. fuck some random.. then go back to school and give your college girl friend genital warts... yeah!! thats for the gift buddie!!
I feel bad for the people that think like this. It's a shame you'll never feel how good it feels to be with someone where you don't WANT anyone else, even if your GF/BF is hundreds of miles away for a couple months. No, all you will ever feel is the stinging pain of herpes :( Sad.
why does everyone take this all so seriously! This text is hilarious, and true! its like all the fat dormrat chicks sit on these sites and take their frustrations out on the responses! Great texts Jersey!
LMAO at 1:11, my roommates friend johnny is a total douche who never has a girlfriend because he "needs to keep his options open" and "only sleeps with 10's" yet last weekend he bought home the fattest chick at the club and had to do her in the butt because it was her time of the month. HAH.
people get really defensive about this sort of thing, don't they? also, i love how people on this site love to wish sexually transmitted diseases on each other. good times.
Nobody ever seems to have a problem with other people cheating, unless its their significant other. Just grow enough balls to have an open relationship or don't have any relationships already.
lol it figures a Masshole and someone from Dirty Jersey would say that
more people will make fun of you when you are smashed at the bar and take home a 300 pound chick one night
But, just like you leave the cornrows behind when you leave Jamaica, you also shut the hell up about your hookups. That is, if you ever want to see your college gf naked again... or get a new one.
LMFAO. The response is great. My boyfriend is in Texas, and I'm in California ): I'd be pissed if he thought like this, but the response is still funny as hell. haha
most of you little shits need to grow the fuck up. these kids aren't married and hell, you'll only live once. make it great. you'll regret it in 15 years, when you're married to that college bitch and she's ugly as hell and there's a dozen hot ass college chicks you DIDN'T fuck on your conscience. how's that for regret?
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