Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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