I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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