um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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