She's JV to your varsity
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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