The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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