ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He keeps bees of course he's weird
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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