mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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