when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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