I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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