So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
