Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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