How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
