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It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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